java sissy
alternatively “java wuss”
n. anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.
“what? you’re not going to use malloc()? not even new?! you’re such a java sissy.”
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