Javascript
a powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by brendan eich, most commonly embedded directly into html web pages to manage client-side interaction.
javascript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. i love using it. it completes me as a person.
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programming language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web -client-. hence it often doesn’t.
if people start writing it to meet w3c standards, and browsers contimue to try to implement w3c standards, there may be some hope for it in the distant future.
javascript error #2345432, object expected. do you wish to debug?
a random -ssortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. gernerally used only to impress people who don’t care.
i used some java script to spice up my website, cause i’m a f-got.
an object-oriented, very simple programming language i’ve been using since 2006, (and still, even after 3 years, haven’t posted any pages, even plain html on the web).
i can’t believe it, i actually made a tic-tac-toe environment out of a tiny bit of html and a deuce load of javascript!
scripting language derived from java (actually it has nothing to do with it); usually a javascript can be found embedded into a html page (it is the default client side scripting language) and can be used to implement dynamic features in a webpage .
-rightclicking a javascript-protected webpage- – “sorry, mouse right-click disabled.”
only useful for hiding stuff. that’s pretty much it.
javascript is like a bad version of white-out
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