Jaws of hell
something gay guys, or straight guys who can’t get laid, call the v-g-n-.
similar to bros before hoes, it is designed to make getting laid seem lame.
brian: dude! i can’t believe you slept with that chick. you might get swallowed by the jaws of h-ll and never recover!
joe:… no.
a monster box so powerfull that it once it sinks its teeth into your kn-b it is impossible to escape.
hey did you hear about keith? he fell into hanah’s jaws of h-ll and now we can’t get him to come out. we kept yelling, keith come towards the light…and he said no it’s so warm i like it here. poor keith, he got caught in the jaws of h-ll.
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