Jay and Silent Bob

jay-
f-ck, f-ck f-ck. mother mother f-ck, mother mother f-ck f-ck. mother f-ck, mother f-ck, noy snoy snoyge. one two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin c-ke n drinkin beers. drinkin beers, beers, beers, rollin phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? we smoke da blunts. rollin blunts n smokin em…..
pothead teenager- yo lemme get a nickel bag…..
jay- fifteen bucks, little man! put that sh-t in my hand. if that money doesn’t show, then you owe me owe-me-o. my jungle love! yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. i think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. what?
jay and silent bob are the sh-t.
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all you motherf-ckers are gonna pay. you are the ones who are the ball-lickers. we’re gonna f-ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little b-tches. once we get to hollywood and find those miramax f-cks who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ’em eat our sh-t, then sh-t out our sh-t, then eat their sh-t which is made up of our sh-t that we made ’em eat. then you’re all you motherf-cks are next.
love, jay and silent bob.
the two pimpest dudes ever. sure, they may deal drugs and jay has the iq of a hamster, but d-mn they are sweet. also known as jason mewes and kevin smith, or bluntman and chronic.
i’m jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, silent bob.
the coolest pair of stoners… who have made their mark in american history… forever! they’ve been in several movies.
(ex,in chronological order: clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, and jay and silent bob strike back)
even a tv show! so watch everything that i listed, or ill get you… oh i will… j/k!
jay aka: chronic. “is a smoooth pimp who looove the p-ssy”…

silent bob aka: bluntman. “is my black manservant, what?”
the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.
snoochie boochies mother f-cker!!!
two characters that have appeared in all save one of new jersey director kevin smith’s movies, smith plays silent bob with jay played by friend jason mewes. the characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in leonardo new jersey. jay is a confident, foul mouthed, s-x obsessed guy with a pretty low iq. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.

they have appeared in clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma and jay and silent bob. they did not appear in jersey girl as it was not part of smith’s jersey trilogy, but they are appearing in clerks 2.
or as jay would put it

jay and silent bob are the mack daddy’s of f-cking jersey. jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the p-ssy and silent bob is his black manservant, nooch!
the most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a hollywood movie.
those two were in all kevin smith’s best movies:

-clerks
-mallrats
-chasing amy
-dogman
-jay and silent bob strike back
-oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on clerks.
that show was the sh-t, man.