Jay-Whiteout
when you p-ss out with fear halfway through banging a stranger , because she then tells you she loves you and proceeds to rape you whilst maintaining unbroken eye contact at all times.
“are you enjoying this? really?”
“yeah of course, im in love with you”
“wow, thats weird, iv known you 5 minutes. im leaving.”
“oh no you arnt”
“no… no… aagggh, jay-whiteout!!”
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