jayyde
the coolest, s-xiest, beautifulest, most understanding and amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. especially when you’ve never met her face to face it feels like she’s been your friend forever and yes she’s beautiful but don’t underestimate her because before you even think about hurting her, you’ll be 6ft under.
jayyde you’re my bestfriend and if i ever do something to end this friendship please kill me – jesse
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used to describe a complete and utter idiot. like calling someone a moron and -sshole at the same time. “omg, you’re such a chicken nugget hole”
- nanoincher
a p-n-s that can only be seen with a high power nasa grade electron microscope. term originating from ossining. e: with my .54 nanoincher i’ll never hit the cervix!
- Entertainted
1. when you watch some dirty -ss p-rn and are haunted by your disturbing choice of entertainment. e.g. man i am really entertainted by that black midget b–st–lity scat p-rn. i am now going to douse my entire body in bleach and call the most expensive psychiatrist i can find.
- Whoud
someone very lazy that’s always in a sh-tty mood and doesn’t know sh-t because she dropped out of school in the 7th grade i’m going to go to the restroom and take a “whoud”
- cum in my eye
an exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance you’re actually telling me that my mum featured in ‘two girls, one pilchard’? oh, c-m in my eye.