jazz handed
it’s when you’re getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.
i’m grossly underpaid at work. i’m getting royally jazz handed.
the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys -rs-, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her b-ttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style…..
nick: is lisa allright? she seems to be walking a bit funny today……
joe: she got jazz handed last night
nick: mommy boyyyy!!!!
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