jazz solo
an emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. this is done by a man placing his mouth on his own p-n-s then violently expelling air from his -n-s. hence a musician playing a fine solo.
“during our night of group s-x there was a guy who was -ss f-cking this woman. during this deed he quietly said to himself ‘this feels like the first time i had s-x with my dog.’ everyone stopped and then i knew what i had to do. i stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers ‘ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!’ i played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . we have yet to invite that guy back.
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