jazzed
to be excited by something
i’m really jazzed with the new sushi restaurant.
verb: to jazz. to forcibly evict an unwanted house guest, in the manner of the character jazz from the fresh prince of bell air.
will: yo jazz, did you see hillary last night?
jazz: yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
will: fo sure, wow man,…ooh sh-t uncle phil is home.
phil: jazz you useless son of a b-tch, i told you to never f-ck my daughter again.
jazz: i never touched her uncle phil, i swear, now why don’t i just leave quietly.
phil: oh no i’ve jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a m-th-f-ckin boomarang,…now your f-cking dead.
(phil quickly pulls out a big f-cking gun, you know the type that dirty harry usedthen he blows that useless b-st-rds head clean off).
will: yeah uncle phil, that was ice cold.
phil: well i always told him that i’m a bad m-th-f-cka.
exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)
to be overly enthused about something. ecstatic. often times coupled with jazz hands to be more demonstrative.
i’m totally jazzed that you are coming to visit this weekend.
juiced, excited, happy. a way better word for juiced.
sara: are you jazzed for the homecoming game??
abbey: too jazzed!!!!
the past partciple of j-zz, and an alternate form of the rather unpleasant, “j-zzed”.
i am j-zzing
i will j-zz
i jazzed.
yeah man, i jazzed on her face thrice times.
1. excited, alert, and having a positive attiude
2. drug or alcohol intoxicated
he is always jazzed after three beers.
to turn on s-xually; to stimulate.
usually one is jazzed by their loved one’s words, actions, eyes, or movement.
my girl friend totally jazzed me the other night when she made a move towards me wanting more.
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