JazzGuru
a hypocritical douchebag or douchenozzle.
tom: i’m so much better at jazz than you are. i’m the real jazzguru here.
bob: jazz is rooted in free expression and equality. it’s based on the idea of rising above the idea of being better than others. to call yourself a jazzguru, tom, you’ve just denigrated everything jazz represents. what that really makes you is a hypocritical douchebag. maybe even a douchenozzle.
1. one who is a guru of jazz. duh.
2. of or having to do with utter amazingness.
look, he is a guru of jazz. he must be a jazzguru.
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