JDC
a cult of raging douchebags populating the business programs of canadian universities. usually found vandalizing their campus or p-ssed out on benches at 3am in their signature matching jackets, students in jdc form packs and dawdle around campus giving handjobs to the business faculty to get endors-m-nts for their club. the entrance requirements for jdc are as follows-
to join their club, a potential member must:
1. be a douchebag
2. have an affinity for snapbacks and cheap liquor
3. have a gpa less than 2
4. be a functioning alcoholic
5. be able to give rimjobs to raise money
6. have had the clap at least 4 times
7. be prepared to be unemployed when they graduate
student 1:”last night some drunk unbc douchebags in green jackets stole my 40 of wisers and took a sh-t in the res mail room”
student 2:”sounds like jdc was at it again”
a plce where minors who break the law are sent, almost like jail for kids
jason: “dude did you hear alex went to jdc”
taylor: “no way man what did he do?”
random kid in the hall: “he punched a baby”
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