j’ead
western ma term for p-n-s. often used to confuse those in positions of authority, old people, children and squares from understanding the users conversations and graffiti.
when asked what “j’ead” is, respond with “widget”.
those who follow j’eadism often use j’ead to replace a common adjectives, adverb, verb, noun, linking verb etc. to enhance the meaning of the sentance.
my j’ead p–ped its head out my fly.
her j’ead-wallet had more lint than ol’e custard b-tt’s f-nny pack.
oh glorious j’ead.
j’ead bolead big baggin with -n-l beads.
has anyone seen my j’ead around anywhere?
one look at your momas taint an i snotted j’ead juice all ovah the place.
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