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jeans c-ck is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. it extends from jean martin all the way to the planet of pluto. on its way to pluto, it goes through ur-n-s (har!). jeans c-ck is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.
also, watch out for jeans c-ck on black friday. oooooooooosmf!
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