jebusite
the jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. they go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. they are governed by carl, the lord of the jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the head jebusite. coincidentally, the head jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
random well meaning person: hi
jebusite: carl says your a jebusite
random now jebusite: finally!!!!
jebusite: the jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. they go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. they are governed by carl, the lord of the jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the head jebusite. coincidentally, the head jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
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