jed


a tiny, insignifcant quant-ty of food added to a reciepe. smaller than a pinch.
how many oats do we need? 200g and a jed
a guy who is so vicious you cannot comprehend his viciousness. he kicks so much -ss that he is an -ss kickin machine and all the ladies come flockin to honey. jed is the master, the one ruler of all! he is the one man able to kick -ss on a daily basis, and he could bang your mom so quick, she wouldnt know where the intense pleasure came from! to simplify, jed is the master b–tch!!!!!!
wow man, i sure wish i could be jed! he sure is cool! i wish i had the mad b-tches jed gets!!!
one hot man.
i want to have jed’s babies.
hes the f-ckin masta.. jed gets all da b-tches, u aint got sh-t on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent
jed owns your -ss, donkey.
kakashi undercover. all the ladies dig him hardcore.
man, i want that hot ninja jed.
a fine -ss guy that kicks -ss in every way possible and is da bomb in the back seat. he’s got a great booty. he’s awesome at baseball and he’s s-xy and he’s the greatest in the backseat.
jed kicks -ss and is really hot..
brilliant, superb, top of the league, king of the gods.

derived from the word, jedi, which itself doesn’t mean anything
this buckie is pure jed by the way.

“on the 43rd minute, danny invincible scored a jed goal for killie. it was one of the jeddest goals seen all season”.
jed is mostly used as a nickname (as an abbreviation of a longer name).

n-body messes with jed.

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