Jedi Mind Prick
a person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. usually a “star wars nerd.”
speeding driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket
cop: ok, you jedi mind pr-ck, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.
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