Jedi Thumb
in an attempt to engage in -n-l s-x with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your s-xual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her -sshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. you slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during v-g-n-l intercourse, to influence her into accepting your p-n-s in her r-ct-m.
friend: “dude, i can’t believe you got to take a ride on her hershey highway! i thought your girlfriend was scared of -n-l?!”
you: “she was; until i used my jedi thumb on her…’you want to let it in there'”.
friend: “epic sir.”
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