jedwardism
a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. no one else can even begin to think of similar things.
some of my favourite jedwardism’s:
what makes people have curly hair? and people having straight hair? did god have a curling machine thing
probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here
the queen if you are reading this we need to meet you! we think you rock and you know how to wave so good and you own that tea drinking
who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings
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