Jeep Wave
when two jeep wranglers p-ss each other on opposite sides of the road, one of the drivers initiates the wave and the other waves back symbolism some sort of bondage between jeep owners.
here comes a jeep get ready to do the jeep wave.
3 more definitions
the rules of the wave
warning
owning, registering, insuring, or driving a jeep implies knowledge of and intent to abide by the following rules. failure to obey the rules may result in your being ignored by other jeep owners as you sit along the side of the road next to your stalled vehicle in a blizzard surrounded by saturns, yugos, and hyundais.
definition: the jeep wave
an honor bestowed upon those drivers with the superior intelligence, taste, cl-ss, and discomfort tolerance (exception to 97 and newer jeep owners) to own the ultimate vehicle – the jeep. generally consists of either a raised hand waving or 4 fingers extended upward from the steering wheel, but may be modified to suit circ-mstances and locally accepted etiquette.
examples of commonly accepted modifications:
top off: one handed wave above windshield or outside body tub.
top off during blizzard: shiver and nod, hands may remain frozen to steering wheel.
southern/rural locations: no wave, just a nod.
general rules:
1. all jeepers are responsible for upholding the tradition of the wave. it seems that generally the jeep wave is only practiced by jeep owners driving the following jeep vehicles; cj, yj, tj, jk.
2. all jeepers are required to return the wave even if it’s a grand cherokee or comp-ss.
3. do not ever wave to hummers, even if you know the person.
guy 1 is driving his jeep and sees another jeep so he gives the jeep wave. guy 2 waves back.
when a jeep wrangler, cj, or w-ll–s p-ss in any combination the drivers wave to each other in a polite fashion, in the event that your hands are frozen to the wheel a head nod is acceptable.
when i p-ssed the cj in my wrangler, i gave the driver a jeep wave.
a form of unspoken communication amongst jeep wrangler owners, acknowledging each others shared bad-ssery for owning the ultimate driving experience.
i was driving in my jeep and shared a jeep wave with another jeep. we’re such bad-sses.
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