Jeezus

used as ghetto sh-t statement to present some enquiry o worshiping to the lord savior
– malcom: yo mate, i’m on a date with ya sista
– roy: jeeezus malcom! what the heck?

– leeroy: yo dawg, i almost died today at the gunshot.
– roy: thank lord jeezus!
a corrupted spelling of jesus, especially when used as a swear word.
aw jeezus, i p-ssed my shorts again.
the worshiped deity who is the ant-thesis of the historical figure jesus. he hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in ayn rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and social darwinism. when compared to the historical jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto cesar that which is cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of christianity.
jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.

jeezus carries -ssault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.

jesus said to turn the other cheek.

jeezus says “annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do.”
a word used in vain instead of jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.
jeezus man, that’s some str8 bullsh-t
a solid form of pasteurized kangaroo s-m-n.
gooday mate, what say we go wrangle us up a
fresh batch of jeezus.
a reference for extremely potent marijuana.
yo, my n-gg-, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?
jeezu is a larger quant-ty of jooece after it goes through the solidifying process and becomes a type of…sand.
-knock- -knock-
reply: “man what the f-ck!!! i told you i am having jeezu, not jooece; it will take much longer!!!”