Jeff Goldblum Theory of Relativity
the act of coming to a conclusion based off of a series of completely unrelated facts.
using the jeff goldblum theory of relativity… if kim got her period on april 1st and during that afternoon, a dog got hit by an asteroid; it’s possible that the moon will be full later on that evening, and if that’s the case, mcdonalds does indeed give their customers diarrhea.
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