Jeff’s Balls


jeff’s b-lls are about 3 inches in diameter. they are green and hairy. when in public, jeff will often expose his b-lls as a way of calming a crowd. often in a fit of anger jeff will whip one of his b-lls at someone who is misbehaving. most people prefer not to come in contact with jeff’s b-lls.
joe: “indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah…”

thwack! (joe hit by jeff’s b-lls)

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