Jeffwe

verb: to say “n-gg-r” spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with “jew”. to fail a math cl-ss when you’re almost the perfect stereotypical asian. to watch excessive goat p-rn while playing wow. to replace a b-ttload of letters with “w”.
to want a smoothie at a random time of the day.to have no table manners.

noun: a short, anorexic, asian that doesn’t like sushi, i mean come on, what kind of f-cking asian doesn’t eat sushi? i’ll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn’t like jeeeewz.

jeffwe’s also lie consistently.

jfwe: n-gg-r
black person: ima kill u.

jfwe: what!!! i fail math!??
jfwe dad: ima kill u.

jfwe: -jacking off to goat p-rn, then c-ms- omg!!! i got my f-g-night to level 9029423!! ima j-ck–ff again!!!

jfwe: i’m going to punch ya bona!!
fatmuslimkid: ima blow you up.

jfwe: i wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.

jfwe: mommy wake your f-cking -ss up so i can have smoothie!!
jfwe mom: sure, and while you at it jeffwe, go f-ck yourself.

fatmuslimkid: i hate school.
jfwe: jewz don’t like school.
davidjewabov: ima kill u.

jfwe: i have a p-n-s.
fatmuslimkid: you being lie-ah jeffwe, and i don’t liek lie-ahs!!!!!!
alah, alah, alah, alah, booooooooom!!

jfwe: why the fak is kamwan and wosh always having gay ohgee b-ttsecks.

>>>>>this doesn’t make since because you can’t have a f-cking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heteros-xual (well hopefully both are), good job smart-ss. <<<<<<< jfwe: puuuhter puuuhper puuhhhcked a pppppheck of pickled phhhuuuuppers. -gallon of food sparks out- c-4: aahhhhh! halp i drown!!