Jehovahed
to get wasted, drunk, p-ssed, paraletic
i got absolutely jehovahed last night
that man is jehovahed, he’s being sick everywhere
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getting jehovahed a unwanted person comes into my yard and gets f-cked in the -ss by my dog while running for the fence
did you see that?
my dog just jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard
see: jehovah’s witnesses, jehovah’s
witness and jehova’s witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)
the act of being approached by a person belonging to the jehovah witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
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