Jehovahpalooza


a m-ssive celebration, the only official holiday recognized by the jehovah’s witnesses aka j-hos aka jehovies.
mom! can i go to jehovahpalooza this sat-rday?!

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  • moteasa

    a person who asks if they can bring cold sweet iced tea to another person, usually on a cold sweltering summa day. man a to man b: “oh they he is, my moteasa(m).” m: “excuse me, can i get you somotesa?”

  • More weight

    an exclamation given upon one realising one’s integrity and moral fort-tude is being questioned. especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment (random person who lives life of quiet desperation): “you are such a bad man!” (g-d’s lonely man): “more weight!” (see also don’t you judge me)

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    the hero of the iranian release of halo. see master chief. master sharif kills flood dead

  • Masturbation fodder

    anything used for a guy to m-st-rb-t- to. my girlfriend has gone on vacation for a week without me, so i am checking out the p-rno sites for masturbation fodder.


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