jejunumal sex
incredibly deep -n-l penetration, typically performed by a man with an abnormally long p-n-s that is able to stimulate the woman’s (or man’s) jejunum in the small intestine.
man: hey baby, you up for some jejunumal s-x??
woman: oh h-ll yeah baby, i love feeling you that deep in my -ss 😉
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incredibly deep -n-l penetration, or b-tts-x, usually performed by a man with an incredibly large p-n-s, whom is able to stimulate the receiver’s jejunum in the small intestine.
man: hey baby, are you up for some jejunumal s-x tonight? 😉
woman: oh h-ll yes, you know how much i love it when you are that deep inside my -ss 😉
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