Jelly Belly

only the greatest brand of confectionary ever invented. the jelly beans come in many different (but equally tasty) flavours including my personal faves tutti-frutti and toasted marshmallow
jelly belly is goooood
the act of pulling out of a girls v-g-n- directly before -j-c-l-t–n and covering her stomach in hot man jam
i didnt wanna get that b-tch pregnant so i sn-tched and gave her a jelly belly
a famous american candy company started in the early 1900s. they were the first to concoct jelly bean flavors that were not resembling fruits. “jelly belly” is also a way to simply refer to the company’s brand of jelly beans. no other jelly bean’s flavors can even come close to the immense variety of jelly belly flavors (50 original flavors). and, they’re only 4 calories a bean!
avoid mango and jalapeno jelly belly beans at all costs. xd
extremely jealous
when wanda informed me that her and trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when i caught sight of them making love in her barn i turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.
large and somewhat protruding stomach found on a man similar to a pregnant woman in her second trimester due to late nights binges at nan ling, wendy’s, and other fast food establishments combined with sheer laziness and an unused gym membership.
when is the last time you went to the gym? that jelly belly is getting pretty big.
a fat person.
she is a right jelly belly.
when a guy c-ms in a girl’s belly b-tton – requires accuracy, precision, and timing.
joe: yo. that girl’s stomach is bangin.
alex: yea. it makes me wanna give her a jelly belly.

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