Jelly Dog
the s-xual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
“so did you crush that chick last night?”
“naw man, i couldn’t she was on her period.”
“aww sh-t that sucks hahaha.”
“yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog.”
“aww come one man thats gross hahaha.”
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a slang term for having v-g-n-l penetration with a female on the rag.
while sinking his wiener into pam, jim realized he goofed and had a jelly dog on his hands.
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