Jelly Holing
the act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see jelly hole for more results.
hey man what did you do last night?
dude i went around to parties jelly holing.
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- Jennifer Murray
the freshest girl imaginable. guy 1: “hey isn’t that jennifer murray, the stalest girl imaginable?” observant guy 2: “no, that’s jennifer murray, the freshest girl imaginable.” guys 1 & 2: “sweet.” (cue high five).
- jet coaster
a roller coaster type found in j-pan notable for being long an boring and unsafe. most of them have stupid names like super thrill train speed roller coaster. manufacturers include togo, senyo kogyo, and meshio. i rode a jet coaster in j-pan the other day, i almost fell off.
- jewdles
n. egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. manischewitz and rokeach. traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover. 1. those jewdles really made that kugel delicious! 2. jewdles and ginger ale made my hangover go away.
- Jewing Out
a person of dirty origins who steals the fun/excitement or money from a situation or destroys the fun of others in a jewish manner. often -ssociated with people named with anything similar to berg, stein, gold, wealth or combinations of said words mary: man, kyle goldsteinbergenwealth is such a jew. mike: yeah i can’t believe […]
- jewing them down
to barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place. mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets. a: “the pig costs $10” b: “i’ll give you $5.” a: “$8” b: “$7” a: “$7.50” b: “$6” a: “sold” b walks away. b: “i got my […]