jelly phantom
one who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.
person1:hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
person2: i thought he was your friend
person3:that wasn’t a girl right?
person2: lets just call that creature, the jelly phantom
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