Jelly snake
english slang(south east & west)
a long streak of -j-c-l-t- freshly deposited upon a surface. i.e your girlfriends t-ts, face, -ss or leg. also the dog, that melon you’ve had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
i’ve just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while w-nking to tentacle p-rn!
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