jelly spooning
when you walk up to someone and grab their -ss… only from the front… and it’s a female. without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
her: what are you looking at me like that for?
him: i thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. i decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
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