jellybeansie
a nickname given by a female to her male bestie, who she has fallen in love with because his personality matches that of a bowl of jelly beans. he is colorful, tasty, and sometimes surprising and even at times an acquired taste. jellybeansie’s are known for having a hardened exterior sh-ll and soft sweet interior with a personality that comes come large variety of flavors, and colors that change daily.
he is a master of disguise, often times taking on the form of eggs, giraffes, and baby dinosaurs. he will affectionately “rawr” at you to indicate his love, and “roar” and wave little dino arms at you to make you laugh, and distract you from an argument. he will walk across town to make you smile, think of things no one else would think of, understand every thing that sets you apart from other girls, and love you for it.
jellybeansie’s are charming, incredibly s-xy, amazing in bed, kiss better than anyone in the planet, and are very sensitive. they require lots of care, and quality time. draw backs to having your own jellybeansie, include mood swings, temper tantrums, and excessive lack of sleep. the loss of a jellybeansie is often painful, heartbreaking, and overwhelming. if you are fortunate enough to have one, hold on to him with everything you’ve got. when they are gone, you’ll feel like an empty sh-ll.
she totally found herself a jellybeansie!
Read Also:
- Jerkworm
an annoying person; someone who p-sses you off, or steals your sh-t. “that jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when i came to his house for dinner that evening!”
- JerkyXP™
a large and growing jerky company for gamers. jerkyxp has a dog known as jacktheceo and is the mascot of this company. jerkyxp has muliple flavors one of the common ones is called honey bbq. “did you get some jerkyxp™ yesterday”
- jizmophobia
irrational fear of j-zz and white sauces. alfredo looks like nut on pasta and i cant eat it because of my jizmophobia! i’ve had jizmophobia since he spidey’d me and got j-zz in my eye. in my eye, b-tch!
- Joram
an amazing guy with an amazing smile, amazing eyes, and perfect hair! he is also loving caring and will stop what is doing and will help just about anyone with there problems. joram’s are very rare but if you find one you are a very lucky person. tara: omg! did you see that hot guy […]
- Joysuckers
people who go out of their way to make any pleasant experience an unpleasant one with judgmental comments. very common in comment sections everywhere online. while some may incorrectly refer to them as {trolls}, joysuckers are not malicious. they are more like a {buzzkill}, only more proactive. joysuckers truly believe they’re doing good and trying […]