jelmerception
a man seeing that someone he knows might be getting it on with a nice looking lady, waits for him to head to the toilet or the bar and then swoops in to take that lady for his own.
i saw you with a really hot girl last night…
yeah man, she was with ryan before, m-ssive jelmerception…
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