Jelnock


gay man on a tiny bicycle
jelnock: h-llloooo sailors!
a big, dirty man who trades his offspring for oatcakes.
jelnock: “oi’ll give thee two bairns for 4 oatcakes, oi will.”

shop owner: “children are not currency.”
the very idea of jelnock himself goes beyond definition. all that is currently known about the s-xy beast is that he is the child of chuck norris and superman and that he made a man’s head explode just by looking at him.
crowd of women: it’s jelnock!
jelnock: alright ladies, you know the rules, six at a time now.

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