jelvin
1. the king g-d in jelvinism, a religion where life was started in czechoslovakia, with lot’s of ice at absolute zero for temperature (0° kelvin).
2. a mix between any name the begins with the letter j, and the kelvin temperature scale
i got a jelvin as a pet. he went to the supermarket. he bought a neopet, which he will regret!
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