Jenn
as the world is so overpopulated with jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. the only acceptable abreviation for the cool jennifers is jenn. jenny, jen, nifer and any other variations of jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!
linda: “is that jenny over there?”
tim: -smacks linda’s face- “you mean jenn right???”
linda: -sobbing- “omg i soooo meant to say jenn!”
tim: “it’s okay, i won’t tell jenn what you called her! but only this once.”
highly intelligent, attractive, and creative. witty and usually sarcastic. comp-ssionate & very loyal once you win her over — warning, she will hold her own and do what’s necessary if you prove incapable of being a healthy -sset to her life.ah, and certainly not least she is also very sensual… you’d be d-mn lucky to get her in bed let alone find a place in her heart.
“jenn is the woman of my dreams.”
a very beautiful girl. she’s shy and not too self-confident, but adorable nonetheless. despite h-lla issues, she’s as sweet and creative as they come.
guy 1: how does jennifer spell her name? jen? jenna? jenny?
guy 2: nope, jenn
the most amazing girl in the world, the yin to my yang. often under-appreciated, but as precious as a diamond. be the one to have her fall in love with you and you’ll be the luckiest man in the world. also known as jenni
the way jenn makes me feel is often indescribable.
fun, outgoing, insanely smart, insightful, inwardly and outwardly beautiful. able to have an intelligent conversation while also appreciating the importance of a fun night on the town, a s-xy dress and a hot pair of shoes. values love, respect, truth and justice.
jenn is a multi-talented, facinating and mysterious person. getting to know the real her, may present an opportunity for true friendship.
jenn is one with devilish qualities and petercheeks….one of a sly clever nature
around the dark corner awaited a jenn…such a clever one…
generally ambitious, kind, caring, smart, loyal.
but
1. can be self centered at times.
2. doesn’t know when to stop doing the wrong thing.
3. doesnt really care about other people feelings
4. could possibly be the biggest b-tch you’ll ever meet
5. an over-achiever at times but is too lazy for her own good.
jenn
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