Jenn Story
a story that is comprised completely of a “you-had-to-be-there” scenario. usually, a person who tells a story such as this tend to do it 95% of the time of telling said stories. these are never stories meant to be heard.
girl 1: “so, i went to the mall, and i walked p-ssed this guy who totally gave me a weird look. i like, had to keep walking away from him, because i had no idea why he gave me that look! isn’t that hilarious?!”
girl 2: “…this was another jenn story. thanks for wasting my time.”
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