Jenna Fischer Syndrome
when a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as jenna fischers character on hit tv show “the office”. the reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to s-x.
in some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. in a work environment, it can also lead to s-xual harr-ssment.
my boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. we think he has jenna fischer syndrome as i know he is obsessed with “the office” and has a picture of her on his wall. this ain’t the micheal scott paper company ya know!
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