jenniphonics
a once regional accent, used by california women/girls when trying to be cute/hot/b-tchy. most think it is derived from the southern california valley girl, but it’s actually the speech pattern of effeminate g-y males. the easiest way to emulate this pattern of speech is by using alternate vowels in standard words, excessive use of the word “like”, and/or ending every sentence in a high note like a question, or in a low note + dragging the last word on.
“yasterday, i like was so like campatatave, eeeeand i literally died.”
“if she doesn’t stfu with that jenniphonics, i will jam an ice pick in my ears.” dead i can’t even like oh my god literally
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