Jenny from the block
a total f-cking joke, because even though she did live in the bronx, miss lopez actually went to private school and got private dance lessons every day. my heart bleeds…
jennifer lopez: i’m still, i’m still jenny from the block!
ben affleck: shut up b-tch
poor girl who becomes very rich and famouse overnight. if you have zero talent, then a great -ss is all you need. derived from jennifer lopez who has the best -ss in pop.
jennifer lopez had a little, now she has a lot.
a term referring to someone who fronts like he/she is down with the hood but has in reality led a privileged upper- or upper-middle cl-ss existence for most of his/her life. comes from the ridiculous song of the same name by j-lo, who is a known prima donna and knows next to nothing about life in the ghetto.
dave (after making shot and getting fouled): “and one.”
kevin: “what?!? like h-ll i fouled you on that!”
dave: “who cares, man? i schooled your -ss anyway. count it.”
kevin: “whoa. you better check yo self, dogg. you can’t be calling that sh-t in street ball games. somebody would bust a cap in your -ss. you’re lucky i didn’t pack heat today.”
dave: “ha, like you know anything about street ball.”
kevin: “i’ve been around, man. i used to play in a game where like half of the people were black.”
dave: “wow. did you really just say that?”
bill: “yeah, i bet you got into some really rough games growing up in that $5 million mansion in atherton.”
kevin: “whatever. i also played ball with our landscapers all the time as a kid and they were straight from the barrio, muchachos.”
dave: “dude…”
bill: “give it a rest, kevin. n-body buys your bullsh-t. we all know you’re a total jenny from the block.”
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