Jenny Schecter
a character from showtime’s the l word, commonly known as the most outrageous. she started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress marina. most recently she is known for being completely batsh-t in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.
jenny schecter: so this is what i want you to do. ok, so you’re going to look at her and you’re going to take her and you’re gonna throw her against the sink – bam! and you’re gonna look at her with p-ssion and then you – don’t worry i wont kiss you – you’re gonna take her and you’re gonna kiss her with tongue. and then i want you to reach down and then i want you to f-ng-rf-ck her… and give her the best f-cking -rg-sm ever. go for it!
isabella: oh, you mean with my hand?
jenny: yeah. unless you have some other apparati i don’t know about.
she’s the most amazing tv character ever !
the most complex and interesting character of the lesbian tv show the l word.
plus, she’s amazingly well played by the actress mia kirshner.
nikki stevens: we’re gonna f-ck in a closet?
jenny schecter: the irony hasn’t escaped me.
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