Jered Weaver
the best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. recently optioned to triple-a salt lake because bill stoneman and mike scioscia are dumbf-cks who don’t know sh-t about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. it makes angel fans sick.
hey look jered weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let’s definitely send him back to the minors.
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