Jeremy Birns
a s-x act where a guy with a huge d-ck resembling ron jeremy’s has rough -n-l s-x with a girl without lube, giving her a burning sensation in her -n-s.
me and this girl were going at it last night and i gave her the jeremy birns. she won’t be able to sit for awhile…
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