jerk bumps
an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)
i just got out of the shower when the jerk b-mps came back.
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another name for arnold schwarzenegger, aka “the governator” man, the jerkinator just signed a bill to put the state another billion dollars in the hole!
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a mile high fort is exactly like a mile high club, only for gay s-x. this includes both gay and lesbian s-xual experiences. john: where have you been? you missed this awesome movie. clark: me and that guy over there, taking up two seats, visited the mile high fort.
 - Nanny Up  
south carolina ghetto slang for defecating oneself. usually used in reference to the article of clothing soiled. d-mn it be funny when shaquanda nanny up her underwear!
 - Millifuck  
1/1000 of a f-ck as in “not only do i not give a f-ck about that, i don’t even give a millif-ck about it.”
 - Nanobender  
one who wears a thong; also spefically a man that wears and struts around in the said thong; nan-bending can be said as one who pursues thong wearers aka putting this person in the same boat was a lurk or flamer reggie is a total nan-bender cause he wears thongs.
 
