Jerk Happy
when someone jerks off a lot
brady: hey james is pretty cool right?
stan: yeah but i wouldn’t shake his hand or anything.
brady: why?
stan: he’s been a little jerk happy lately.
m-st-rb-t- jerk off jerk happy h-rny
chronic m-st-rb-t–n from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.
i got nothing accomplished today because i locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.
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