jerk it and kirk it
to whack the c-ck of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
did you see jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at melissa’s party last night?
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