jerk off
1. to m-st-rb-t- by rubbing the p-n-s, jack off.
2. to waste time in an annoying way. goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. a person who is distracted and wasting time. also spelled: jerk-off
4. an insult: something you’d call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
“joe jerks off two or three times a day.”
“last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car.”
“is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?” (yeah, the old man meant “goofing off,” but he said “jerking off.” heh heh.)
“hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice.”
“that jerk-off? he’s a total douchebag.”
v. to stimulate your p-n-s with your hand to cause -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n. male masturbation.
n. idiot, moron, president bush
boy, is president bush a f-cking jerk off!
rubbing your d-ck intensely; what you do if u cant get any p-ssy
-tell a friend to do this-
follow directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
someone who is a complete pr-ck, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
man, what a jerkoff he is.
to m-st-rb-t- with hands
i jerked off over kirsty’s pretty pink painted toes
n. a complete and total pr-ck/-sshole by most standards; a person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
that kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
someone who is a complete d-ckhead and is a complete and total loser. someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
perry david kohrs is a jerkoff.
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