jerk off stalefish
to jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.
my internet isn’t working! looks like i’m going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.
if you think of the skateboarding move “stalefish” where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
go jerk off stalefish!!!
person 1. “whys he taking so long?”
person 2. “i dunno, he’s probably jerking off stalefish”
this is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.
joe: where is chris going?
paul: he’s probably going to jerk off stalefish.
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