jerk phone
a phone used only for viewing online p-rn. this phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality sm-t machine. the jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
dan: has anyone seen my jerk phone? i need to take a shower
tiffany : it’s next to the soap, behind the loofah
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